A Teoria da Conspiração
Ontem estive a ouvir a prova oral na Antena 3.
Para quem não sabe, é um fórum, apresentado pelo Fernando Alvim e uma gaija boa qualquer, que por acaso agora não me lembra o nome.
O tema de ontem, acerca do qual os ouvintes telefonavam, era:
Teorias da Conspiração
Ouvi imensas terorias que desconhecia e fiquei surpreendido, acho que ainda vou tentar dissecar algumas delas aqui, quando tiver tempo claro...
Mas o que mais me intrigou, é que numa hora inteira de programa, ninguém tenha falado na maior conspiração de todas à face da terra. E estejam descansados, que esta nem sequer envolve o Miguel nem o Dias Nojeira...
A CONSPIRAÇÃO DO BULE DE CHÁ!
Então meus amigos, como é que isto é possível?!
Porque será que o Homem ainda não inventou um bule de chá como deve ser?
Será que sou só eu a achar que o propósito do bule de chá, era conseguir deitar o conteúdo do bule, para dentro de uma chávena? Pois, mas isso na maioria dos casos, é uma missão quase impossível...
Agradeço por favor, a quem tenha a solução para esta teoria, é que sinceramente nem sei de quem será a culpa, mas a verdade é que é raro o bule de chá, que seja prático e com o qual se consiga despejar o chá para dentro da chávena (e aqui está o promenor importante) SEM MOLHAR TUDO NUM RAIO DE UM METRO À VOLTA DA CHÁVENA!!!
Ajudem-me a descobrir este mistério, acreditem estarão a contribuir para a evolução da humanidade...
posted by Ricardo Chaves at 08:02
6 Comments:
Sabes o nome do gajo e da gaja não sabes?? isso é de desconfiar :P
Chewbaca, Alexandre
2:20 PM
E em relação à teoria pá?!
Afinal de quem é a culpa?
Quanto à gaija, raramente oiço o programa, mas parece que é uma tal de Raquel Bulha...
2:28 PM
man roubaste-me um post!
seja como for, há pouco tempo fui a um café em que me serviram o chá num bule de porcelana. e para minha grande surpresa e alegria, não molhou nada à volta, isso é apenas com os metálicos
8:13 AM
A apresentadora é mesmo a Raquel Bulha, mas... não é tão boa quanto isso, Ricardo! :)
Abraço
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